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Yo' 'Mater Is So Ugly Jokes:
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I thought I'd keep a running list of zingers and zowies, just so we all (including those shocked spectators that may be coming to the site) can relive the moments:
Just remember to click your browser's back button to come back to the list. May the list grow as big and as fast as our Mater Plants!
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Mike, I like the running list of zingers. I think we may need to pitch-in and buy you some more server storage space. I don't think you will have enough to get to June.
ReplyDeleteAlso, my first three jokes, needing work, but original.
Yo' mater is so ugly that it's Mama blushish from embarrasment.
Yo' mater is so ugly that even my worms won't eat it.
Yo' maters are so ugly that you have to grow them in a garage. (May also qualify for the zinger list!)